Too tired and too lazy to blog anything meaningful tonight, so here’s some questions I borrowed from another blog. The answers are mine. Not borrowed.

1.    If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say? Words that should not be blogged. You would hear me swearing a mile away.
2.    Do you trust all of your friends? I try, but I’m not a very trusting person.
3.    Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love? I don’t know. Ask me again when I’ve experienced falling in love. Real, true love, not just lust for a few months, then indifference.
4.    Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? No. Sometimes shit just happens. Don’t waste time looking for hidden meanings, you’ll make yourself crazy. Just get the hell over it.
5.    Can you make a dollar in change right now? Yes. Actually I can make $3.70 in change. The change pocket in my wee purse is bursting. I should go spend it.
6.    Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? Probably Paul. He’s good at fixing stuff.
7.    Are you afraid of falling in love? A little. I’m afraid of the change it would bring to my life, which is pretty bloody fantastic as it is and doesn’t really need changing.
8.    What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago? The same old Ford Falcon XR6 ute that’s still parked in my driveway today.
9.    Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times? Lots of random people pop randomly into my random mind. Sometimes I don’t even know them. It would be good if my mind had an off switch.
10.    What’s your most favourite scar? The six-incher on my right thigh from breaking my leg aged 18.
11.    When was the last time you flew in a plane? August 2009, flying home from Auckland. I haven’t flown in anything other than a plane.
12.    What did the last text message you sent say? “Ok”. In response to my sister texting to say she would call me tonight. She still hasn’t called me. Bitch.
13.    What physical features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex? Arms. I’m an arm person. They should be nicely muscular (but not too huge), tanned and toned, and definitely have some kind of tattoo on them.
14.    Fill in the blank. Blankety blank blank blank. That’s not even a question.
15.    What question should be asked here? Why couldn’t you think of two more real questions?
16.    If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time who would you call? My dog.
17.    How many kids do you want to have? Hahahaha, that’s a trick question, right? Don’t you know me AT ALL?
18.    Would you make a good parent? No. They would be eternally in time out or I would be in jail for smacking. And not being allowed to talk, EVER, they would probably grow up mute. By the way, the answer to the question above is “NONE”. As if there was any doubt.
19.    Where was your default picture taken? It’s a Photo Booth picture taken sitting in front of my computer.
20.    What’s your middle name? Larissa.
21.    Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? Wondering if 8pm on the eve of a long weekend is too soon to go to bed.
22.    If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be? The All Blacks losing to France in the 2007 Rugby World Cup quarter final. Actually, just changing the ref would suffice, the AB’s could handle the rest themselves without his interference.
23.    Who was or will be the maid of honour/best man in your wedding? My youngest sister. But that’s a moot question, there will be no wedding for me.
24.    What are you wearing right now? Grey trackies and a really old t’shirt. And some holey socks.
25.    Righty or Lefty? Righty.
26.    Best place to eat? Mum and Dad’s. Or Club Bazaar pizza in Sumner.
27.    Favourite jeans? The ones I can’t fit into at the moment. Damn it.
28.    Favourite animal? Dog.
29.    Favourite juice? Pineapple.
30.    Have you had the chicken pox? Yes. And measles. And mumps.
31.    Have you had a sore throat? Yes. Has anyone not ever had a sore throat? I mean, seriously.
32.    Ever had a bar fight? No. My life is not that exciting. Or dangerous.
33.    Who knows you the best? I do.
34.    Shoe size? Eight and half, depending on the shoe brand.
35.    Do you wear contact lenses or glasses? Not any more, thanks Lasik!
36.    Ever been in a fight with your pet? No fights, but plenty of arguments and cursing.
37.    Been to Mexico? No, senor.
38.    Did you buy something today? Yes. Cat food, dog food and a bottle of wine. We’re all set for the weekend.
39.    Did you get sick today? Not yet, but I haven’t drunk the whole bottle of wine yet.
40.    Do you miss someone today? My boy, Jack. Dogs can be someones too.
41.    Did you get in a fight with someone today? No, I was very nice to people today. Much nicer than some of them deserved.
42.    When is the last time you had a massage? Have never had a proper massage.
43.    Last person to lie in your bed? Me and the fur-kids, Jack, Ed, Eliot.
44.    Last person to see you cry? Complete stranger standing next to me at the rugby. He was also the last person I hugged.
45.    Who/what made you cry? Canterbury winning the Air NZ Cup for the second straight year.
46.    What was the last TV show you watched? Big Bang Theory last night. Hilarious comedy.
47.    What are your plans for the weekend? Going to the Show with my sister. Probably some weeding and hedge trimming, and 2 or 3 trips to the dog park. Unless it rains, then I’m staying in bed all weekend.
48.    Who do you think will re-post this? I doubt anyone will read it, let alone repost it.
49.    Who was the last person you hung out with? In a social context, my sister. Overall, my boss.
50.    When was the last time you went out for a nice dinner? Mum’s birthday in September, Thai Talay in Ferrymead. Very good!